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Joke: What do you call a Rodent that has a sword?

September 24th, 2009 No comments

Q: What do you call a Rodent that has a sword?

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Joke: What do you call the ghost who haunts TV shows?

September 20th, 2009 No comments


Q: What do you call the ghost who haunts TV shows?

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1-800-PSYCH

September 7th, 2009 No comments

Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressed, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.

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